I’m not aging gracefully, and I’m taking the rest of you with me.
I’m Mean to my Wife
As I grow older, I enjoy being a stay-off-my-lawn curmudgeon. I hate everyone like my wife hates dogs. While she doesn’t really hate dogs, and I don’t hate people, I get frustrated by thoughtlessness. People who tailgate when I’m already speeding, or when they don’t pick up their dog shit in my yard, or [...]