I was in my office gaming, probably playing vanilla WoW. (World of Warcraft, circa 2004) My middle school daughter popped her head in to see how I was progressing and said, “I can see you bald spot.” She gave it a rub, like ushering a genie from a lamp. I sat upright so fast she jumped back. “My what?”
I ran up the stairs and into a bathroom. My wife, Angie, could sense my panic and rushed to follow.
“David, what’s wrong?”
“Do I have a bald spot?” I was facing away from the big mirror, looking over my shouder.
She covered her mouth, failing to hold back her laughter. “Honey, you’ve had that for quite a while.”